When I was a lad, I had an encounter with a pirate, and his ship the black pearl!
As you may have guessed by now, this pirate was in fact the notorious captain Jack Sparrow. I, being from China originally, met this great man as he came into our port bearing trading goods. One item in particular caught my interest when he came to port.
I had heard stories through the years about a compass that he carried that would point to the thing that you wanted most. Back in those days I wanted to have all kinds of treasure and adventures just like Jack Sparrow. Any way, to get back to the story, I went to the ship while the captain was away trading some of his swag, for such things as food, drink, and other necessities.
I climbed up the ship’s gangplank and looked around. I saw a dirty ship smelling of rum and unwashed men. Not what I would have expected from such a famous ship…
Upon further study of the ship I found a few gold trinkets here and there, probably things belonging to men on other ships that they had looted. I was just finding my way back off the ship when I came face to face with Captain Jack Sparrow himself!
He seemed in high spirits that day; he grinned at me, and asked me what I might be doing aboard his ship. I stood there thinking for a minute or two, though it felt like hours. He saw I was having trouble coming up with a possible answer, and started listing off a few choices for me to choose from. “Are you wanting to sink me ship perhaps?” he said “or maybe you have heard of me and you wanted to see what I looked like in real life?” he gave as a second choice.
“Or perhaps you wanted to be a part of me crew and figured your only chance would be if you stowed away?” he gave as one final choice. I stammered for a second and finally managed to spit out that I was interested in the ship, and would love to join the crew but my mother might have some objections to that. “It’ a hard life being a pirate mate,” he said in a matter of fact kind of voice, “but if you would like to be one I would suggest you first tell your mum all the benefits and tell her I’m willing to hire a new cabin boy if that’s what you wish.”